Psst, yeah over here.
It is Dana speaking, I managed to sneak on to MY blog while Kodi was having a nap, don't worry about me disappearing I will still blog just in a whole different way from last time. I can't believe he has managed to log into my blogger account and take over! This could be fun however so I will leave it as it is (with Kodi ruining my blogger life that is). Hopefully being a stupid dog he won't realise i am blogging on his/my account. I mean come on while chasing his toys around he smacks his head into walls, i am seriously confident that he won't notice... I hope, because that dog really likes to use me as a chew toy and it could get nasty!
Until next time. If I live and he doesn't rip my nose and ears off like he does with all his toys!
Dana
Saturday, 4 June 2011
Dana Umlaut is no more!
Mwahahaha I have finally managed it, I have finally removed Dana from Blogger and replaced her with me! Oh so wonderful me! Who am I you ask? I am her seven month old puppy who answers to Kodi (just joking I never do what i am told especially when she is the one in charge, I instead prefer to chew on her hands. feet, face anything I can reach at the time).
As my blog description explains this blog is now all about my plan for world domination and how I will start with the Umlaut family and eventually the entire world population, one pair of chewed on pants at a time. Oh don't worry about Dana she is fine in fact she is about to take me for a walk, of which I plan to run away and come back later carrying part of a decomposing animal. I do love decomposing animals they are so yummy!
My plan to irritate the family worked very well this week, I am slowly grinding Dana down I can see it in her eyes. However this morning she wasn't angry at me when she came downstairs to discover I had eaten the pretzels, this may have something to do with the fact that they were saltier than I could imagine and so spent the next couple of hours in my water bowl. Damn I must try harder next time, I must make her angry. I know, I will hump that toy dog in front of her while she eats nobody wishes to see that while they are masticating!
Oh, oh I hear her calling me it is time for my walk. I wonder how I can anger her, cover her in canal water or mud, find something yummy and dead to chew on, or simply run away there are so many possibilities.
Kodi
As my blog description explains this blog is now all about my plan for world domination and how I will start with the Umlaut family and eventually the entire world population, one pair of chewed on pants at a time. Oh don't worry about Dana she is fine in fact she is about to take me for a walk, of which I plan to run away and come back later carrying part of a decomposing animal. I do love decomposing animals they are so yummy!
My plan to irritate the family worked very well this week, I am slowly grinding Dana down I can see it in her eyes. However this morning she wasn't angry at me when she came downstairs to discover I had eaten the pretzels, this may have something to do with the fact that they were saltier than I could imagine and so spent the next couple of hours in my water bowl. Damn I must try harder next time, I must make her angry. I know, I will hump that toy dog in front of her while she eats nobody wishes to see that while they are masticating!
Oh, oh I hear her calling me it is time for my walk. I wonder how I can anger her, cover her in canal water or mud, find something yummy and dead to chew on, or simply run away there are so many possibilities.
Kodi
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